"When I first moved to New York, I bought VOGUE instead of dinner. I just felt it fed me more." - carrie bradshaw
Sad relevance to my life..
Read this on this Reddit thread: “What’s your funniest moment during sex?” and laughed my ass off.
“We stumble into her room, don’t bother with the lights. I’m on the bottom, she’s riding me quite enthusiastically. I feel something digging into my back, and it becomes impossible to ignore.
I push her off me and discover that I’m lying on a bunch of KFC chicken bones. Apparently she left the remains of lunch on her bed, and I ended up getting a chicken bone fucked into my back.”











